2 Stars
Kissing? It’s the
express lane to spit-swap city and cootie central, according to my kids.
The real danger,
though, is catching a bad case of feelings.
Exacerbating that
danger is the fact that somewhere in my heart lurks a hopeless romantic, a
sneaky little love-cheerleader out of place in my otherwise pragmatic life.
It’s the force advocating for late-night-romance-novel-reading sleep
deprivation. And it’s a silent rebel stirred awake by the insanely hot voice of
the guy next door.
I've got that mushy
part of myself locked down deep, nearly forgotten beneath my day job herding
grown yet child-minded men who think the epitome of podcasting excellence is
butt jokes, and actual child-wrangling at home.
But when my daughters
prod me to kiss a bunny at the farmer’s market, I assume it’s harmless.
Until I sprout a
fluffy little cottontail.
Turns out cooties are real. Even scarier, so are feelings.
This was not a story
but an idea. It was too short to build anything. Add in the insta love it just
didn’t work well for me. There needed to be more world building and character
development to make this a full story.
Book 1 Magical
Midlife Malfunction






